Chat room girl poop
My friend, who I’ll call Booyajah, will start to do her business, then be left in the dark and forced to 1) finish with no light, or 2) wave her arms madly until they turn back on.I believe she leans toward 1 most days, but if that ever happens to me, you can bet I’ll be doing number 2. What did people do before phones, I would be so bored. I wonder if other people text me from the bathroom. Do you think the next person will smell it and know I pooped? I hope they don't think I pooped, that's so embarrassing. Prior to her departure, we talked over a glass of wine how she could secretly do the doodoo without him finding out.Let me clarify – we don’t care that you know that we poop, we just don’t want you to hear it, see it, or smell it. Getting Paid to Poop Naturally, some of the top ones come from my office.” “I left the window open and this large, ornery bird flew into the bathroom, farted, then flew away.He was kind of an asshole.” “Hey guys, I’m having stomach issues.
I turned on the water, had my way with the toilet, and truly thought I was home free.
We’re all humans, please stop laughing and let’s move on, OK?
However, that isn't always the case -- sometimes people are just too uptight about it when what they really need to do is unclench and just let it flow freely. It'll make for a more relaxed, more intimate, more hilarious union. It involves an honest and open chat about how your bathroom routine works, what the other party should expect, what to avoid, and how to rid the relationship of any poop-related awkwardness. Don't think for a second that you're obligated to dispel more information than you're comfortable with -- there's no pressure to talk about size, coloring, or consistency -- just a solid (hopefully! Look, every relationship is bound to have its awkward moments, but feeling uncomfortable and discouraged every time you walk out of the bathroom is a feeling that will ruin the relationship and make the inevitable walk toward the toilet as painful and jarring as your stomach directly before you go number two.
I was literally raised on it and I turned out okay, so fear not. Would it be weird to weigh myself before and after?
Here's the Youtube version of the book if you really don't believe me.